Calling All Writers Out There

Hi. So you have always wanted to write. You know it is in your blood. Stick a fork in you and a book or article comes out.
  Well here is your chance. Click here
   That's all you have to do and you can be on your way to writers' heaven.
    While you are waiting put your thoughts on a computer.
  Along with this computer you will need the printer to print your masterpiece out on..